30個男生想要女生知道的事

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1.We're not as perverted as you think we all are.(我們不是你們所想像的那麼變態..雖然我們喜歡看A片~)

2.No matter what YOU say,Your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.(不論你說什麼，你的前男朋友就是個垃圾)

3.We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.(我們有時也是需要抱抱跟親親)

4.Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.(當我們說你漂亮的時候就是漂亮！不要再說我們在騙你的。不說也被念說了;也被懷疑)

5.Don't treat us like crap,what goes around comes around.(不要對待我們跟大便一樣，是會有報應的)

6.We know you're pretty,that's one of reason's we're going out with you.(就是因為你漂亮所以我才會跟你出去)

7.Don't go into detail about your period.It scares us.(不要講有關經期的細節,我們很怕那個)

8.If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong,just tell us that time of the month and nothing more.(如果你經痛發作，而我們問你怎麼了，只要告訴我們一個月來一次的東西來了就好)

9.If you really like us for us,you would let us think that our mustache, beard,or sideburns looked cool.(假如你真心愛我,讓我們覺得我的鬍子很酷)

10.We never shave our legs.So get over it.(我們從來不刮腳毛，所以饒過它們吧)

11.NEVER ask us if you put makeup on us.It's just wrong.(不要想化妝在我們臉上，那是錯的！)

12.Don't make bets about us,because one if your friends will tell us,if you don't.(不要想打賭有關我們的事，即使你不講，你朋友也會告訴我們)

13.When we tell you that you're not fat,believe us.(我們說你不胖時，相信我那是真的。 女:"那是哄我的嗎？")

14.We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys,*NSYNC,98 Degrees,or what any other guy looks like for the matter.(我們完全不會關心5566、F4、183 club，或者那個男的長的如何)

15.We may not be able to pee accurately all the time,but at least we can stand up and go pee.(也許我們無法每次都準確的尿尿，但至少我們可以隨地站著就尿)

16.Just cause you think you're always right,doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17.You expect us to say and do sweet things for you,but it would be nice if you did the same every once in while.We like to know that you love us.

18.We can't always be spontaneous,so try to help us make the plans sometimes.(我們不總是自動自發的，所以嘗試著幫助我們計畫一下行程)

19.Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you,cause you might get what you wish for.(不要妄想我們去痛扁某個人，因為可能不會是你想像的結果)

20.Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say".That's just mean.

21.Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22.Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore,but we like yours better anyway.

23.Size doesn't matter,expect to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24.PMS is not an excuse.

25.If you want us to put the seat down when we're done,you should put it up when you're done.

26.......Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was.That doesn't turn us on.

27.An always remember:The way to guys heart is through his stomach....and maybe... oh never mind.

28.Never ask us kiss other guys.You might be that comfy with your friends,but to us it's just wrong.

29.We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart,stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30.And last but not least:We know you're not always right,but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

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